From Twitter 06-29-2009

• 08:16:28: All the MJ coverage reminded me MTV jumped the shark no later than when Jesse beat Dave Holmes in Wanna Be A VJ. Maybe before, but no later
  
• 09:12:39: @magmath2 yeah. john edwards sex tape
  
• 09:17:29: today, Tyler's in Apex pint night is Holy Grail Ale, complete with ceramic grail/chalice. 5pm, get there early.
  
• 10:03:34: @cherrybombnyc That's a great album, and the video for Hometown Glory is absolutely amazing (the new one: http://is.gd/1i7OP)
  
• 10:29:43: @jellysoda no, just trying to be stupid and play on the billy mays theme
  
• 10:42:13: To all programmers, even if you have 20 years of experience, even if you own your company, try out your code before you check it in. Thanks.
  
• 11:11:13: @DPAC When is My Morning Jacket coming to the Triangle? That's what I want to know.
  
• 11:23:18: @lruettimann Are you at a Joel Osteen revival?
  
• 18:22:16: Some people do Kung Fu to prove their manliness. Some work on cars or whatever. Me, I eat Grape Nuts. That's hardcore.
  
• 19:19:42: @5x5 It's not just that. I chance chipping a tooth by eating that stuff.
  

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From Twitter 06-28-2009

• 13:12:05: PLEASE TYPE IN ALL CAPS TODAY IN REMEMBRANCE OF BILLY MAYS #RIPBILLYMAYS (brilliant) (hattip: many, esp @skirubbi) #fb
  
• 14:31:11: I can't keep up with the news today. Billy Mays, Honduras, US/Brazil, and the John Edwards sex tape. no idea what's happening in Iran #fb
  
• 14:46:39: @brad_grace 2-1 usa. usa had 2-0 lead at half, brazil scored in first minute of 2nd. 57th minute right now.
  
• 14:52:36: @brad_grace it looks like brazil got robbed. should be 2-2. usa keeper blocked ball in the net, looked like it went in & came out, no call
  
• 15:03:38: @brad_grace 2-2 73rd minute
  
• 15:16:36: @brad_grace not anymore. 3-2 brazil
  
• 19:49:41: .@cammicam is right. Quite the impressive sunset tonight. http://yfrog.com/12tn4pj
  
• 20:49:22: @jellysoda ARE YOU GOING TO USE SOME OXI CLEAN IN THE LAUNDRY?
  

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From Twitter 06-27-2009

• 17:14:22: Is it just me, or does Lil' Wayne always look like he hasn't showered in a month or two?
  
• 23:11:29: @mpirnat The rug really tied the room together.
  

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From Twitter 06-26-2009

• 06:43:42: In the spirit of awkward family photos, the sexy people blog. http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/
  
• 08:49:53: allright @mammalpants, there has been a #kurtloder sighting on MTV, doing coverage of Michael Jackson. But it won't trend with all the news
  
• 09:25:29: @adamandeve DAMN YOU!!!! there goes my work day...
  
• 09:36:20: @adamandeve took me 15 minutes to find the wrench. there is a loose tile in the floor near the door out.
  
• 09:53:54: @adamandeve URGH! I needed help to get code. dumb. use razor to clean off gray part of wall above battery. hold mirror to it (see pill note)
  
• 11:22:35: @cammicam @mammalpants MTV. He showed up on TV. Interviewed Sheryl Crow via phone (MJ backup singer for 2 yrs). I'm sure it'll be replayed
  
• 11:39:26: Dear Microsoft, don't save a config file you can't read without throwing an exception. kthxbye
  
• 12:35:25: The Supreme Court ruled 8-1 the strip search of a child is illegal. The 1? Clarence Thomas. EPIC FAIL I'm going to be sick. #fb
  
• 12:37:15: How many of these were from Sanford? RT @oliviahayes: Friday afternoon eyecandy break: 300 Loveletters http://is.gd/1eBfR
  

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From Twitter 06-25-2009

• 11:39:42: @cherrybombnyc Anytime. However, tonight I'm in a karaoke contest at @bralies (no really) that I don't expect to win.
  
• 11:40:12: @cherrybombnyc don't remember smoke at bull's - been a while. i go to tyler's for beer only. citybev is hipsters, sunset more neighborhood
  
• 11:41:43: for anyone interested, the tyler's in apex has pint night on mondays at 5 (buy beer, keep glass). on mon, holy grail ale w/ CERAMIC GRAIL
  
• 12:32:40: @permanent4 @bomani_jones I thought for sure it would be a-rod
  
• 12:39:25: Frozen El Pollo Loco bowls now available at Costco. EPIC WIN. #fb
  
• 14:45:11: According to Limbaugh, Obama made Sanford cheat on his wife. Those Dems, always making you have sex with others. http://is.gd/1dmiQ #fb
  
• 17:53:02: @lruettimann Especially when you own most of The Beatles and your own catalog.
  
• 19:00:53: I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE MICROSOFT ENTERPRISE LIBRARY CONFIGURATION. I HATE APP.CONFIG. I HATE LOGGING CONFIGURATION. #HATE
  
• 20:17:06: @brad_grace Then I don't know what I'm doing wrong. No, the problem is how it plays with Vista and the Program Files directory.
  

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From Twitter 06-24-2009

• 09:57:49: www.whereintheworldismarksanford.com
  
• 10:01:25: Admit it, when you all heard Mark Sanford was missing, you thought he went on gaycation. I think that says more about Reps than me.
  
• 10:02:54: I see a business opportunity. Anyone want to make a secluded private gay resort for "straight" family values politicians/ministers?
  
• 12:33:27: @davidmlandy Train for what? It's hard lifting all those papers to grade and shuffling cards.
  
• 12:44:17: Is there a way in twhirl to block keywords? Because if you are at a conference and giving second-by-second play by play, FAIL.
  
• 12:44:59: @lruettimann you are excused from the last post because you are relevant, funny, and cute. have fun in NOLA
  
• 12:47:05: @cherrybombnyc you want to see the business socks on under the business sneakers
  
• 12:52:58: @wiggitywack That is an excellent tool. Hopefully no one ever has to use it on me.
  
• 13:17:31: @cherrybombnyc you know when i'm down to my socks, it's time for business. that's why they call them business sucks. UNH!
  
• 13:21:03: @Burts_Bees_Guy just back from Argentina I see...
  
• 13:26:33: @RhiBowman don't you mean #Whostheboytoy?
  
• 17:50:54: Attn: twitter users in the Triangle. @cherrybombnyc just dissed the bars in Durham. We have work to do. Need meetups or barcrawl in Durham?
  
• 21:01:18: @cherrybombnyc non-smoky? CityBev, Sunset Grille, Tyler's, haven't been to Dain's yet, Bull McCabe's, Charlie's, DownUnderPub, maybe Devines
  
• 21:06:27: @cherrybombnyc if you're OK with smoke, Fed, James Joyce, Bralie's (dive). Satisfaction is overrated. CityBev and Sunset maybe my favs.
  
• 21:09:58: @DrinkableGrape Shock Top isn't bad as far as Belgian White's go (esp. from A-B) , but it definitely isn't Allagash White or Hoegaarden.
  

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From Twitter 06-23-2009

• 15:23:25: @mammalpants http://bit.ly/15B4R0
  @wiggitywack @ginnyskal
  
• 15:27:24: @mammalpants microsoft admits the permissions thing was too heavy handed in vista. before there was none.
  
• 15:42:43: Found old transcript while cleaning. If I throw it away, will I stop having dreams that I skipped class all semester?
  
• 17:28:45: 76% of Americans support a public health care option. It's inhumane so many Americans have no health care. What's the hold up? #fb
  

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From Twitter 06-22-2009

• 11:47:20: RT @Kenny_Mayne: duval to the lead....good life lesson...never give up on yourself.. //This US Open final is ridiculous.
  

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From Twitter 06-21-2009

• 15:39:04: If you yell "GET IN THE HOLE" at any golf event, you should be banned from any golf gallery forever. Also, how can you not root for D.Duval?
  
• 19:04:34: RT @BreakingNews: State media: Iran's Guardian Council says the # of votes collected in 50 cities surpass the # of people eligible to vote
  

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From Twitter 06-20-2009

• 10:29:06: There are many songs one can play over gym sound system. Anything by Yes is not on that list. The Final Countdown shouldn't be but is.
  
• 11:24:36: @grandparent I was 'protesting' the election but i guess the right way to do that is a green hue on regular icon. protest = fair election
  

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From Twitter 06-19-2009

• 14:31:00: Going to the gym to get some running in today. It's hot outside! 90 - supposed to get to 96. If TV is on Oprah and not US Open, I'm outside
  

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From Twitter 06-18-2009

• 08:24:08: You know what I don't like about working @ a really small company? When your boss does something stupid, there's not anyone else to bitch at
  
• 09:00:55: @williebemen STOP IT. He also doesn't have frizzy hair, unlost belly fat from being pregnant, granny jeans...
  
• 15:37:10: @lruettimann I HATE that place. who goes to Olive Garden for the food? All I hear is "I love the breadsticks." That's not a reason to go
  
• 16:54:25: This is awesome! M.Savage:"the white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right w/ America": http://bit.ly/CKzTq
  

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From Twitter 06-17-2009

• 10:02:01: Is the opposite of passive aggressive "aggressively aggressive" or "passively passive"? Or neither? "Apathetically apathetic?"
  
• 15:36:29: A "friend's" status on facebook. He's an EMT: "I believe hiv patients should have alert tags so when they pass out, we still have a clue!!"
  
• 15:38:15: You can't make that joke if it is 1. Someone replied, "they dont?" He said, "I just want something simple...like tattoo on forehead!" #FAIL
  
• 18:31:21: If Coach K takes the Lakers job and they go on a losing streak, is he going to have "back problems" again? (not that I believe the rumor)
  
• 21:01:55: If you go do karaoke, please don't do anything from Jesus Christ Superstar. Second is Little Shop Of Horrors. Thank you.
  
• 22:59:27: No, Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat is not OK. Neither is Wicked or pretty much anything. Maybe something from Cats. Maybe.
  
• 23:03:04: @mpirnat I suppose you're right. No one good enough to do Memory should be doing karaoke anyway.
  
• 23:07:44: @mpirnat I would agree with you except for the woman that did it at the Princess Diana tribute several years ago.
  
• 23:11:46: I try not to tweet late for those that may get these things via SMS, but...THERE IS A STUDS TURKEL MUSICAL? WTF?
  

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From Twitter 06-16-2009

• 08:35:58: Dear boss, I know this is your company. Please trust me. Don't go behind my back & break things or rewrite my code while I'm fixing it.
  
• 10:50:58: @sashafrerejones I'm not the biggest fan of their album, but Oh My God and ...Naked are great songs.
  
• 11:55:05: @HoudaElIdrissi the URL you posted didn't work. did you mean www.originalmindproductions.blogspot.com?
  
• 12:13:45: cash4gold is offering to melt down the Stanley Cup for $7500. well, that's their melt down offer.
  
• 13:15:09: Three cheers for being passive aggressive!
  
• 15:14:15: Tip du jour: if an employee has a problem, act like you care about fixing the problem, don't meet just to meet or assuage the problem away
  
• 18:56:15: @lnihlen A cookie is a sometime food -> FAIL
  
• 19:44:40: re: California Budget Crisis. I'm hoping Arnold gets all medieval, comes out in Conan costume, and starts laying down the law, live, on CNN
  
• 22:09:14: Paper's submitted to the U2 conference that will be held at NC Central in early October: http://is.gd/1421X More: http://is.gd/1423i
  

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From Twitter 06-15-2009

• 07:37:33: We should develop a plan to rename the Mrs. America pageant to the Mrs. Cougar. That is a ratings winner.
  
• 08:24:41: RT @KateHarding: My first Salon feature! Is there a next generation of abortion providers? http://bit.ly/3uTGU /FASCINATING article
  
• 09:46:15: @GinnySkal you need the Duplicate Bridge Scoring Guide iPhone app. All the bridge scoring you need. --iPhone dev when I'm not slammed @ work
  
• 10:25:08: @lruettimann you forgot the #squarespace tag so you can get said iPhone
  
• 19:43:06: @joanwalsh I'm not sure he needs an edit to make him look dumb.
  

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From Twitter 06-13-2009

• 12:55:35: I just watched an O'Reilly video on crooksandliars.com & I feel dirty. It's telling & has been noticed no left-wing wacko has gone postal.
  
• 16:09:01: In the city of Detroit, the median sales price of a house in May was $6000. Down 29.4% from May 08. In the metro area, median price $50k.wow
  

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From Twitter 06-12-2009

• 08:41:00: @cherrybombnyc No kidding. God forbid they meet some1 that is transgender. I'm trying 2 ignore the news this time, unlike the Zapata case.
  
• 08:46:52: Re: the Chaz Bono news, when can we settle on a singular gender neutral pronoun? If I don't know to use s/he? "They" & "one" sound weird.
  
• 09:04:42: I would like to think the use of a gender neutral singular pronoun would show sensitivity to gender issues in the face of uncertainty.
  
• 10:01:35: @GinnySkal what time is this? I want to put this on my calendar.
  
• 10:07:03: Please tweet that you want @ginnyskal to do karaoke live on the web. @nbc17 #loveontherocksaintnosurprise #yourkissyourkissisonmylist
  
• 10:14:14: @svpeterson @ginnyskal #ikisstherainsdowninaaaafricaaaa #icantfightthisfeelinganylonger #justasmalltowngirllivininalonelyworld
  
• 10:44:13: @oliviahayes I can haz sexy back? kthxbye
  
• 11:26:50: @ginnyskal my opinion, Mama Dips is overrated. Was probably better long ago, like Bullock's in Durham - an institution, not as good now
  
• 11:39:47: Local tv station @nbc17 just switched to digital, but no signal on dish network. All I see is this wonderful 70s puke green color.
  
• 11:51:38: @IntegratedAV No idea. regular def is magenta, high def is yellow green. I heard some sound ~10 min. ago #wral in pip, <5 mins. we'll see
  
• 11:56:47: hey, #wtvd is puke yellow green too! @wral is next. I work at home. Days of Our Lives is about to start. AND WRAL is puke green too!!!!
  
• 12:26:04: All My Children and Days of Our Lives are not in HD? What is the point?
  
• 15:19:53: headed to @bralies after work today with former co-workers, best hole-in-the-wall bar in durham
  
• 21:08:50: Is this a joke? Can't wait until Raleigh PD is laughed at by the world. http://is.gd/10lUu
  
• 21:17:33: @nsj Exactly. I mean, this will end up on fark or digg, probably other news outlets, and ridiculed for being fuddy-duddies & waste of time
  

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From Twitter 06-11-2009

• 09:37:36: @lruettimann Plastic surgery? Botox? I mean, if you're gonna go, go all out.
  
• 11:33:10: @jjx Oh please. A bigger concern are people that listen to Miley Cyrus for the same reason.
  
• 12:49:48: @mpirnat Surely they are working on mms and other stuff for the iPhone.
  
• 13:06:26: @ginnyskal @mammalpants I have bad news: guys are gross, and that never changes. Does he know how to use the washer?
  
• 13:18:07: Blog posting: A friend's dog was put down, and now I have questions about humane animal practices and assisted suicide http://is.gd/Z1xL
  
• 16:02:14: @lruettimann think of it as incentive to do more tricep pull downs or skull crushers. or...not...
  
• 20:08:29: #11thcommandment Thou shalt not eat yellow snow.
  

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Thoughts on pets and humans

A friend of my wife and I put her dog down today. This is never a welcome event. My wife and I had watched the dog before and had spent a good bit of time with Sydney (the dog). Terrible news.

I was thinking about this while walking my own dog this morning. I started to ask myself why this is different than assisted suicide? In our society we consider putting down a pet or animal that is suffering "humane." This ranges from household pets to horses that suffer a terrible tragedy on the race track.

In all seriousness, what is the difference between this and euthanasia or assisted suicide? Is not the ending of terminal suffering and pain humane? Why such a resistance? On a case-by-case basis, there are obvious instances where a person wishes to, and is probably better off, ending their terminal pain.

One could read this and think I'm comparing humans to animals, but that's not really my intention. I am curious why there is such a difference between what we consider a responsible act and something so threatening that courts have to get involved yet may be just as responsible for the individual.

I can only think the opposition is defense of an institution over the needs of an individual. That institution may be a world view that values life but doesn't value the needs of the individual, a religion, etc.

Anyone?

From Twitter 06-10-2009

• 06:31:46: Today in wingnuttia: Mormons that want to chemically castrate gays (http://bit.ly/wo95y), pastor prays 4 Obama's death (http://bit.ly/mmfNn)
  
• 08:28:33: This is the funniest story I've seen in quite a while. http://digg.com/d1tN2w
  
• 08:42:52: @beetweets the Chryiat Socialist
  
• 12:23:33: RT @BreakingNews: Up to 3 people have been shot at the Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C., according to media reports.
  
• 20:01:37: Does anyone want a blue City of Durham recycling bin? It is sure to be a collector's item. Best offer.
  
• 21:26:21: Does anyone want a code for the test app AIM Developer Preview for iPhone 3.0? App is good for 7 days, help test Apple Push Notification.
  
• 22:11:02: @dmendiola I need a way to contact you.
  
• 22:23:21: the code has been taken. thanks for playing.
  

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From Twitter 06-09-2009

• 10:36:16: This is supposed to me an "open box" item, but it just looks funny. http://yfrog.com/bh3quj
  
• 10:57:11: Jim Cramer's doppleganger (explicit language - and very funny) http://is.gd/V07N
  
• 15:30:19: @jazzychad Probably like Dave Grohl said. ONE IN TEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! (don't want to be your monkey wrench)
  
• 18:17:14: Answer on Jeopardy just now was Key Largo: my wife and I are torturing each other remembering the words. "hereslookingatyoukid.Lookatall..."

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From Twitter 06-08-2009

• 08:40:17: RT @LaughItUp: RT @JanaBanana5 First we had mad cow disease, then it was bird flu and now swine flu...O.M.F.G its FARMAGEDDON!!!
  
• 10:15:35: @bomani_jones that was Cant You Hear Me Knocking, not Brown Sugar (unless I missed it)
  
• 10:29:48: @bomani_jones. I had a dr appt! My bad.
  
  I still want to know when jerry springer started coaching the Lakers
  
• 11:50:46: I'm going to Costco on Monday more often. Crazy lady trying to sell me executive membership wasn't there.
  
• 13:49:09: Why didn't someone tell me about the Bret Michaels "BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE" faux pas from last night? Awesome.
  
• 13:56:21: @HoudaElIdrissi See you at the show perhaps?
  
• 22:28:54: Wow. I was totally blown away by how good No Doubt was. Paramore...not so much...
  

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From Twitter 06-07-2009

• 14:01:21: Why put onions on the bean burrito at Taco Bell, altering the perfect smooth texture of tortilla, bean, cheese, & lard w/something crunchy?
  
• 14:04:09: Dear Lenovo: put the ESC key on the same line as the function keys on your Thinkpad so I don't hit F1 everytime I try to hit escape.
  
• 14:09:59: @qthrul Escape :wq. wait. DAMMIT!!!!!!
  

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From Twitter 06-06-2009

• 09:09:19: @jellysoda When u go see a band that was popular 20-25 yrs ago, you get an older audience, but we've seen them before, and didn't see this.
  
• 09:24:16: If the French think so higly of themselves, look down on Americans, why do they do the wave at the French Open?
  
• 11:32:39: @metricula @vix27 This is hysterical. So...are you a member of the family? We all want an answer now.
  
• 11:42:58: @metricula She has enough money to buy coffee regularly in this economic environment. We want a full report.
  
• 18:10:19: I was just up 6-2 in beer pong...and lost. They went for 6 straight. Embarassed...
  

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From Twitter 06-05-2009

• 07:13:46: RT @BreakingNews:Thai officials say David Carradine may have died from heart failure,result of an orgasm: http://adjix.com/82mk /theway2doit
  
• 07:19:10: @jazzychad @mammalpants Dork has a mac. Macs have no consistency. Ctrl-Enter in Safari, Cmd-Enter in Firefox (but Ctrl-Enter in FF on Win)
  
• 09:10:02: Who else is psyched about The English Beat tonight? Stand down Margaret, stand down please, stand down Margaret.
  
• 10:49:58: Sooner or later
  Your legs give way, you hit the ground
  Save it for later
  Don't run away and let me down
  
• 11:22:01: RT @LaughItUp: "Having an iPhone has completely changed the way I poop." http://ow.ly/bk86 #tmi #thanksforsharing
  
• 11:26:04: @bomani_jones One report I saw suggested he had a heart attack while having an orgasm.
  
• 13:42:41: @dgtlpapercuts @LisaSullivan @GinnySkal http://is.gd/Pmdg
  
• 19:03:32: Mirror in the bathroom
  please talk free
  The door is locked
  just you and me.
  
• 20:35:33: Urban Sophisticates, opening 4 The English Beat, are awesome. White guy doing the twist in front if me, not so much. The twist @ a ska show?
  
• 20:38:58: But, middle aged white guy who can't dance is drinking a Dos Equis. So he's keeping it real and staying thisrty, I guess.
  
• 21:41:41: Moving to the floor was a mistake. 2 60 year old men (I'm not exaggerating) are grabbing each others ass. That's ok, but not in tube socks.
  

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From Twitter 06-04-2009

• 08:54:09: I would just like to remind everyone that yes,I am an idiot. Thank u for following me.And now,back to your regularly scheduled programming
  
• 10:16:14: RT @HumanityCritic: David Carradine Found Hanged, http://tinyurl.com/pdnsa9 - Damn..
  
• 12:37:00: @anneonymity @cherrybombnyc She's calling everyone out today. Don't feel like you're the only one.
  
• 16:43:48: When I moved to south Durham, I never would have guessed the best Chinese came from the Kroger
  
• 16:45:17: BTW, why is Chinese food always going to be ready in "15 minute"? Seating is in "15 minute" too. Hmmm...
  
• 16:47:52: @EricSmiley We like it better than Orient Garden next door. Large menu in Chinese. Is good. Recommended.
  
• 19:06:08: It seems like it would be a good day if the only greens you have are icing. Maybe some sprinkles.
  

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From Twitter 06-03-2009

• 06:55:29: Today is National Running Day (srsly). High of 92 today. Whose idea was this? March is nice. So is October. /sweat machine
  
• 07:19:51: Re rosetta stone software: do you have something to teach me the language of the cutie selling your stuff on tv? /hey baby
  
• 08:58:23: Disenchantment with Obama's (dictatorial) econ team continues: ALL GM Dealers told to comply or risk immediate shut down. http://is.gd/NaEn
  
• 12:14:15: @OMGDurham @ShabaShabu Either in the old Macaroni Grill or Grady's restaurant next to the pickle building
  
• 13:25:04: American ingenuity at its best: @ Coldstone, ice cream that doesn't melt - turns to Jello pudding. http://is.gd/NmIt I have no words...
  
• 13:50:59: RT @beer47: Draft @draftmag: Beer: Now scientifically better than water [after exercise] http://ad.vu/en6r WIN!!!
  
• 16:54:30: Forget this cell phone elbow business. I have Guitar Hero Wrist.
  
• 17:23:34: @jessiefulks Is it consistent to believe in euthanasia, the death penalty, or the hate mongering before Tiller's murder (i.e., terrorism)?
  
• 17:53:51: @jessiefulks Refusing to change, clinging to old "values" (mythology), denying pleasure (sex, alcohol), fear of the unknown...
  
• 17:54:30: @jessiefulks But the things people will do in order to defend their world view and life decisions is mindboggling.
  
• 17:58:02: Re: #tiller, study from '85: most pro-lifers denied self: career, jobs, college, etc., for family; defend life decisions http://is.gd/NyEw
  
• 20:32:00: @jjx http://bit.ly/15B4R0
  

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From Twitter 06-02-2009

• 07:59:26: If I go to the home page of your vacation property and it plays something that sounds like the Bonanza theme, I'm not renting your house.
  
• 09:06:56: @lruettimann Well, I welcome all women followers. The more the better. The more scantily clad, the better too.
  
• 09:23:16: quote of the day @zerohedge: GM [will sell] Hummer for $100-$200mil ... today, ... the most anyone paid for one of those since Eliot Spitzer
  
• 11:23:39: @aquamindy family vacation in the smoky mountains. "rocky top you'll always be. Home sweet home to me." #puke #gag
  
• 12:19:36: @oliviahayes My wife is ultra paranoid about posting on facebook if she's going away for a while. this is a good reminder it does happen.
  
• 13:06:39: I will not rent a cabin from your company if Smokey the Bear talks to me when I go to your website.
  
• 14:14:07: @Aquamindy My eyes are bleeding. I've seen the same cabins over and over and over. God forbid I bring my dog with me on vacation.
  
• 14:50:41: @5x5 It was worse. It was a flash animation that appeared on top of the page like some AJAX nuttiness. He started dancing, #FAIL
  
• 15:17:02: RT @DurhamNews: Elizabeth Edwards to open furniture store in CH this fall: http://is.gd/Myhc //They should sell John Edwards red light lamp
  
• 15:28:52: Don't watch Fox News. Nor support businesses that show Fox News. http://is.gd/MyKs
  
• 16:55:15: @LisaSullivan tomorrow is National Running Day, so you can offset National Donut Day
  
• 18:19:48: despair.com and @wailinglist introduces the Social Media tee. Some of you need this. http://is.gd/MFRL
  
• 18:29:01: Dear Glad, Ziploc, et al. Your cheap containers may be dishwasher safe, but it doesn't help much if they end up upside down after the wash
  

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From Twitter 06-01-2009

• 06:40:30: twitter, your source for wingnuttia. http://is.gd/Lq89 #heller
  
• 10:06:26: Are you serious? GM files for bankruptcy, kicked out of Dow, stock is up 25%? Still below a 1$, but it's WORTH ZERO! Something is very wrong
  
• 14:34:09: Why is it the only time I have motivation to go running is at the hottest part of the day?
  
• 15:21:49: @Aquamindy Not really. You know that runner that seems to glide along and never sweats? I'm the POLAR OPPOSITE. Puddles form when I stop
  
• 18:11:40: Just now on Jeopardy! Clue: "You can have a light beer as you stroll along this river in Amsterdam" "What is Schlitz?" #EPICFAIL #jeopardy
  

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From Twitter 05-31-2009

• 17:23:20: If I had a personal servant/maid/whatever, one thing I would no longer do myself is chop onions.
  
• 18:34:46: @lruettimann *soapbox* #FDIC needs to be closing more (see Corus Bank). And we're in deep doodoo. $13 bil in fdic reserves down from $50bil
  
• 19:07:32: Marquis Philips Shiraz doesn't taste like it has 15.9% abv, but it certainly feels like it
  
• 19:38:35: @metricula What do you like? there are some great indie bands and you could also do an alt-country thing as well.
  
• 19:44:33: @metricula TVonRadio,YeahYeahYeahs,BandofHorses,Decemberists,BonIver,ofMontreal,AnimalCol.,Gomez,Santogold,GrizBear,OkkervilRiver,CageEleph.
  
• 19:46:51: @metricula crap! I left out Ted Leo! Also, Jenny Lewis and Alejandro Escovedo are HIGHLY recommended. Robert Earl Keen, Neko Case, Tift...
  
• 19:54:07: @lruettimann don't get me started. 1-3 of Citibank, Wells Fargo, or Bank of America will be out of business in 18 mths. #greenshootsareweeds
  
• 21:03:22: @Vix27 Coheed : Rush :: 2009 : 1970 (or should I say 2112?). Sorry, can't handle the falsetto or whatever that is.
  
• 21:59:03: @Vix27 I don't mind Rush in some doses. I had to sing Tom Sawyer drunk on Rock Band when some friends were over. Luckily they don't remember
  
• 22:23:09: @zerohedge endowed like Caruso-Cabrera?
  

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